Awards

As we have come to the end of our season, I thought I'd better put up some proper awards, not those naffy Player of the Season and Top Goal Scorer ones that went to Alfie and Luke.

Biggest Laugh of the Year: Nick Browne and Chris Baker entering a bet on who would score the most goals. 0-0 me thinks boys.

Most annoying person to the opposition: Close call. Runner up was Gunston with his winding up of the Hampstead Norrey's keeper. Winner is Beth with her winding up of Supersonic. "You are just a girl!!"

The Public Execution Award: If a child needs to be shot from 25 yards, then Gunston is your man!!

Strop of the Season: Has to go to one of our former players Sal, whose storming off at Hampstead Norrey's almost led to a public lynching.

Best Tackle: You could name any of Cottee's, especially in the last few matches. However, I am going to be controversial and go for Westie's tackle v JP's on that big number 16!!

Best excuse for missing a match: Has to go to Steve Broome for his "my mum won't let me play" when we had to play with only 9 men against Allbrite on Mothers Day. However Phil being grounded after his Latvia trip was priceless.

Nickname of the Year: The classic from Nick Browne regarding Dirty Dick-Peaches O'Hoolahan (Dodgeball)

The I'm too good looking to have a haircut award: Has to be our own Prince William.

Inspirational Motivation Award: Me! Asking Gav if he was injured, getting the reply "no". "Well fucking run then!!"